Too soon, Gin and Titonic, too soon

It’s been nearly 100 years since the first Titanic disaster, and barely 10 since the second. The only thing tackier than James Cameron’s $200 million blockbuster are these $5 party stoppers. Recreate your favorite maritime tragedy every time you sip on that sweet, sweet oblivion. What self respecting drunk wouldn’t want three little icebergs and a mini-Titanic floating around in their cocktail, clinking and pinging delightfully against the rim, mimicking the haunting screams of the damned?

Hey everyone, the punch has been spiked! With sadness.