Saturday, December 19, 2009

Too soon, Gin and Titonic, too soon

It’s been nearly 100 years since the first Titanic disaster, and barely 10 since the second. The only thing tackier than James Cameron’s $200 million blockbuster are these $5 party stoppers. Recreate your favorite maritime tragedy every time you sip on that sweet, sweet oblivion. What self respecting drunk wouldn’t want three little icebergs and a mini-Titanic floating around in their cocktail, clinking and pinging delightfully against the rim, mimicking the haunting screams of the damned?

Hey everyone, the punch has been spiked! With sadness.

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