Wednesday, November 11, 2009

What a horrible Veterans Day

How can we celebrate this patriotic national holiday when Pabst is being put up for sale?

Pabst is nearly cheaper than water, so it's the natural choice for those of us on a tight budget (Yes, that IS a hint to our wealthy readers. Donations are accepted). Noelle and I really enjoy it because it's light on the wallet, light on the stomach, and still tastes good. Most cheap beers leave me feeling like crud after just one, not to mention their wateriness. And at 11 bucks for a case of 24, well, hell, I'm getting tears in my eyes.

God Bless America, and God Bless Pabst! *Salute*

Hipsters get out your tissues.

1 comment:

John said...

I had no idea that PBR wasn't ALREADY owned by some behemoth Belgian brewing conglomorate. My guess is that it will survive any potential sale. It is far too delicious ever to die.