Saturday, September 6, 2008

The Hano Hano Room – Where Cocktails go to Die

The drink I had here looked like someone emptied a neon sign into a glass, and tasted about the same, only with an entire ginger root ground into it. I don’t remember what it was called, and I only vaguely remember the ingredients:

-What tasted like artificial mint flavoring
-Blue curaco
-A shit ton of ginger
-What I think was Satan’s urine.

Do not try this mix at home. It was awful. I added some water to the drink, and crushed up the mint garnish with my fingers. That made it a bit more palatable, but just enough to choke down. For as much as that drink cost, you’d better believe I was going to finish it.

Go to the Hano Hano room for the view. It is astounding. The glass elevator is cool, too. The creepy old couple dancing in a way that made it clear there was going to be some very serious, very disgusting sex later that night was not so cool.

Order wine.

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